teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: the fuck did she just say
Bottling everything up inside.
Mom: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
Zayn is apparently rapping on their next album
Zayn: Zap city, bitch, zap zap city bitch.
Niall: If I'm louder, would you see me?
Me: No Niall, I would hear you.
fuckzach: its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone
first 15, one list of faves, mbf cr-epe, no likes...
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
First 5! ALL PROMOTED! Faves bolded mbf me no...